Often people come to me and say “As a bestselling author, with many published works to your name, and a basement full of awards, most of them in need of a good polish, you must have some words of advice for the world that you wish to share.”
And I do.
If you have a 25lb long-haired calico cat whose fur is all matted into evil dreadlocks, and who is too fat to properly clean herself, do not put fresh batteries into an ancient beard-trimmer and attempt to shave her. You will only cause distress to the cat, and create a mess. There are professionals who will happily do this kind of thing, for a small fee. Leave it to them.
(This has been a public service announcement on behalf of Furball the cat, currently believed to be hiding in the attic in a severely traumatised state.)
I’m thinking of starting a series of posters based on personal heroes (both real and imaginary).
So far, I’m thinking of these people: br>
Kurt Cobain (might combine him with other musicians) br>
Kevin Smith br>
Neil Gaiman br>
Chuck Palahniuk br>
Shepard Fairey br>
Banksy (I think I know how to do this one, but we’ll see) br>
Quentin Tarantino br>
Steven Spielberg br>
Nikola Tesla br>
Albert Einstein br>
Tyler Durden br>